It’s been known for a long time that smoking is bad for you. There was a saying a while back that went along the lines of “Every cigarette you smoke, reduces your lifespan by 11 minutes.” which is of course ironic considering 11 minutes is about how long it takes to smoke a cigarette.
Of course there are other side effects. Smoking destroys the elastin links in human skin, thus making it less elastic and thereby less resistant to gravity, which of course applies to body parts that tend to sag such as breasts, testicles, knees, cheeks, etc.
So I dream of a world one day, where cigarettes no longer mar everyday living. Where people with saggy breasts, testicles, knees and cheeks don’t gather around the entrances to office buildings to smoke. A world where I will no longer walk by a beautiful woman that is smoking, and have the instinct to point at her and proclaim: “Saggy Breasts!”
