Swedish leftist party wants men to sit down to pee

Viggo Hansen, a substitute member of the council and author of the motion that would eventually force Swedish men to pee sitting down, claims that the custom is more hygienic, preventing bathroom users from having to navigate around golden puddles of urine on their way to the toilet.

The leftist party also makes the illuminary claim that men that would pee sitting down, would reap some benefits like a better and longer sex life, healthier prostate and even wants to introduce a program that would teach kindergarden grade children to use the toilet sitting down.

Now, I don’t want to alarm anyone but I think that having a country with a potential “Urination Police” ready to knock down the toilet stall door Gestapo style, in order to detect, and fine, stand-up pipi rebels, might not be the best idea for tourism.

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