Ohio man thinks bird poop on car windshield is image of Jesus Christ
Brooklyn, Ohio native Jim Lawry was visiting his parents when he noticed a rather significant bit of bird droppings on his car’s windshield. Upon further inspection Lawry believed that the poop revealed to him the image of Jesus Christ. Lawry believes the spiritual bird plop to be a sign from above.
If you ask me, the only sign that bird crap is revealing is that a) Jim Lawry has too much time on his hands, and b) his car is in need of a good washing. Hey, I know the lord reveals himself in mysterious ways, but I’d like to think that by now he’s above using animal feces as his medium.