Paralyzed man takes in stray, dog repays kindness by eating one of the man’s testicles

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As if being paralyzed isn’t a rough enough lot in life, an unidentified man, who said he “has no feeling from the waist down,”  had taken in a stray dog some three weeks ago. Things were going swimmingly until one night the man woke up to find that said “small, white, fluffy dog” had repaid his kindness by eating one of the man’s testicles.

From Pointsett County

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog”  had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

Unfortunately the dog had to be euthanized and it’s head removed and sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies. That seems a bit drastic, albeit necessary, to do to a pooch whose only crime was playing “fetch the ball” to the extreme.


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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