Wife bit off husband’s tongue in heat of passion

A Wisconsin woman found herself charged with mayhem-domestic violence after things soured in her marital bed two nights ago.

Karen Lueders, believed to be in her 50’s, is accused of biting off half of her 79-year-old husband’s tongue when he refused a request to “toss her salad” on the grounds that she was “not very fresh down there”.

Lueders is also said to have thrown “a large adult novelty item” at police and rescue crews that arrived at the scene.

Fortunately for Mr Lueders, it seems that surgeons were able to reattach his tongue, but I’m guessing that all of the stitches in his mouth and the risk of infection will mean that Ms Lueders will have to find a new salad tossing partner – possibly in prison where she may be sent for up to 25 years if she is found guilty of intentional mutilation.

Karen Lueders is presently undergoing mental evaluation. [Fox 6]