Man discovers his girlfriend is a biter, timing inconvenient

A British man’s livelihood – and manhood – was threatened in a bizarre attack by his girlfriend in Newcastle.

Fortunately, Martin Douglas’ testicles were successfully reattached by surgeons, but his girlfriend has been arrested for grievous bodily harm after biting them off.  He called the local authorities after being attacked, but was in so much pain that nobody could understand what he was trying to report.

While it’s not clear whether this incident was a definite attack or a kinky sex act gone horribly wrong, the moral of the story should be fairly obvious. [Source; Image]