Today’s ‘bad parenting’ story brought to you by Botox

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Apparently Megan Fox walks around with an IV drip of the stuff.
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Apparently Megan Fox walks around with an IV drip of the stuff.

Kerry Campbell of San Francisco isn’t ashamed to admit that she injects her eight-year-old daughter Britney with Botox and saline filler every three months.  In fact, she’s adamant that “more mothers should do it for their daughters.”

Taking a slightly more proactive role in her daughter’s future than the average mother, Campbell is convinced that the injections, which lessen wrinkles, are a necessary step to help Britney succeed as a ‘superstar’ (and these days, I suppose it is as simple has having a nice face and a place where checks can be mailed).  Just to be on the safe side, Britney is also apparently learning how to play piano.

Though perhaps less disturbing than having a child injected with live Botulism, Campbell also subjects Britney to full-body waxes, which will “save her a fortune in waxing when she’s older.”  There’s still no word on how badly these savings will be offset by the therapy sessions later in life. [Source; Image]

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