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In Hobson City, Alabama, a man has been arrested for drug possession thanks to his complete lack of intuition and foresight. Willard Earl Hazle and two friends were on a walk back home after their car died. A passing officer stopped and offered the trio a ride back to...
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In America, drivers are always on the lookout for Highway Patrolmen parked behind bushes and on shoulders, radar guns at the ready to clock speeding drivers. Aside from the massive inconvenience and time spent at the Patrolman’s leisure, hefty fines ensure that drivers will only speed once. Meanwhile, in...
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If you’ve been to Rome at some point in the last two decades, odds are you’ve run into one of many Gladiators roaming around the Coliseum in pursuit of money for being photographed with hapless tourists. As it turns out, this minor industry is fairly unregulated – except by...
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Folsom State Prison, made famous by Johnny Cash, is nonetheless the sort of place most people would avoid if at all possible. But Marvin Ussery was caught this Thursday attempting the impossible: A prison break-in. At first, police were alerted to a possible prison break, but soon discovered that...
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If you’ve ever been to Ukiah, California, you’d know that good times are few and far between. So I (somewhat) sympathize with the pair of nursing assistants who thought it clever to lube up seven demented nursing home residents for the next shift. Not surprisingly, Monica Rose Smith and...
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When a loved one is feeling suicidal, murderous, talking nonsense, sleeps all day and rejects Jesus, they either just got done watching The Zookeeper or are in dire need of an exorcism. But today, the demand for exorcisms is enormous while the supply of trained spiritual warriors is lacking. ...
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Kerri Dowdswell fits into a slim pair of size ten pants – assuming she has not eaten in the last hour or two. Otherwise, she dons maternity wear. Doctors are hard-pressed to explain the phenomenon, especially since she has already attempted to switch up her diet to exclude gluten,...
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Thirty-five years after birth, an Indian man only known as Ryalu checked into a hospital with stomach pains. Although it was suspected the man had a hernia, exploratory surgery found something a bit off – namely, a uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, and some vaginal tissue. Ryalu is very much...
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If you’ve ever wanted to smell like a World War II general behind enemy lines in tight quarters with sweaty, dust-caked GIs surrounding you (and who wouldn’t?), then you’re in luck. Parfumologie has been buying up the rights on colognes catering to the spirit of the armed forces; having...
In Hobson City, Alabama, a man has been arrested for drug possession thanks to his complete lack of intuition and foresight. Willard Earl Hazle and two friends were on a walk back home after their car died. A passing officer stopped and offered the trio a ride back to...
In America, drivers are always on the lookout for Highway Patrolmen parked behind bushes and on shoulders, radar guns at the ready to clock speeding drivers. Aside from the massive inconvenience and time spent at the Patrolman’s leisure, hefty fines ensure that drivers will only speed once. Meanwhile, in...
If you’ve been to Rome at some point in the last two decades, odds are you’ve run into one of many Gladiators roaming around the Coliseum in pursuit of money for being photographed with hapless tourists. As it turns out, this minor industry is fairly unregulated – except by...
Folsom State Prison, made famous by Johnny Cash, is nonetheless the sort of place most people would avoid if at all possible. But Marvin Ussery was caught this Thursday attempting the impossible: A prison break-in. At first, police were alerted to a possible prison break, but soon discovered that...
If you’ve ever been to Ukiah, California, you’d know that good times are few and far between. So I (somewhat) sympathize with the pair of nursing assistants who thought it clever to lube up seven demented nursing home residents for the next shift. Not surprisingly, Monica Rose Smith and...
When a loved one is feeling suicidal, murderous, talking nonsense, sleeps all day and rejects Jesus, they either just got done watching The Zookeeper or are in dire need of an exorcism. But today, the demand for exorcisms is enormous while the supply of trained spiritual warriors is lacking. ...
Kerri Dowdswell fits into a slim pair of size ten pants – assuming she has not eaten in the last hour or two. Otherwise, she dons maternity wear. Doctors are hard-pressed to explain the phenomenon, especially since she has already attempted to switch up her diet to exclude gluten,...
Thirty-five years after birth, an Indian man only known as Ryalu checked into a hospital with stomach pains. Although it was suspected the man had a hernia, exploratory surgery found something a bit off – namely, a uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, and some vaginal tissue. Ryalu is very much...
If you’ve ever wanted to smell like a World War II general behind enemy lines in tight quarters with sweaty, dust-caked GIs surrounding you (and who wouldn’t?), then you’re in luck. Parfumologie has been buying up the rights on colognes catering to the spirit of the armed forces; having...