JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • New Homeowner Gets More Than He Bargained For

    Ask anybody who has purchased a new home about moving in, and they’ll invariably tell you that the previous owners are notorious for leaving stuff behind—old furniture, bags of garbage, a dead body. Wait, what? A Florida man who bought a foreclosed home found a gruesome discovery during an...
  • Man Forced to Eat Own Beard After Tractor Sale Goes Sour

    Tractors, beards, and deals gone bad all come together in this sordid story of a business deal between some Kentucky gentlemen that goes strangely awry. Pictured is Harvey Westmoreland of Lawrenceburg, Kentucky.  Westmoreland and his brother got into a bit of a dust-up with another pair of men, James...
  • Ohio Man’s Past Friendship With Jeffrey Dahmer Gets Him Out of Jury Duty

    There aren’t many people who are overly fond of jury duty.  People are called all the time to do their civic duty and sit on the jury for a criminal case, and like getting drafted, or going out for dinner with the in-laws, there’s always going to be people...
  • Young Asian Man Sneaks Onto Canada Bound Flight Disguised as Old Caucasian Man

    Scary but true, this unidentified Asian male successfully sneaked his way onto a Vancouver-bound flight this past October 29, by disguising himself as an elderly Caucasian male. Apparently the young man swapped boarding passes with a 55-year-old American citizen before boarding, then used a frequent flier card as identification...
  • Allegedly Ejaculating on a Woman’s Arm in the Library is Frowned Upon

    Libraries have basic rules of conduct that all patrons have to follow, lest they be asked to leave.  No loud talking, no food or drink, and, it goes without saying, no ejaculating on female patrons arms. Don’t laugh—because that’s what this guy in the picture is accused of doing. ...
  • Unique Tattoo Helps Cops Bust Suspected iPhone Thief

    I never steal, save for the occasional grape at the local grocery store, so I’m not too familiar with the occupation of thief.  But I know that if you are someone who steals for a living, it’s best not to stand out in a crowd.  That’s just common sense....
  • Woman Attending Anger Management Class Stabs Fellow Classmate

    I think whoever is running this particular anger management class might want to review the syllabus, because I don’t think the program is working. Faribah Maradiaga of Bellevue, Wash., was attending a court-ordered anger management class when she got into an altercation with a fellow classmate.  Instead of putting...
  • Fake Skeleton Purchased at Yard Sale Not So Fake After All

    Mitchell Fletcher is a retiree from Tampa, Florida who, like a lot of retirees, enjoys hitting local yard sales in search of a bargain or three.  At a recent yard sale Mr. Fletcher shelled out $8 for what he thought was a pretty neat Halloween decoration—a fake human skeleton....
  • Woman Accidentally Seals Her Eyes Shut After Mistaking Superglue for Eyedrops

    Thankfully, as the picture shows, she’s much better now. Irmgard Holm of Phoenix, Ariz. is one of many people who have endured the optical disorder known as cataracts.  As a result, Holm underwent cataract surgery last year, as is the case with many cataract sufferers. Since undergoing the surgery,...