JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Teen Makes Like Spider-man With Homemade Invention

    Every time I think about the youth of today, invariably I wind up weeping for the future.  But then I read about a kid like Hibiki Kono, and become hopeful for the adults of tomorrow. Kono, 13-years-old, is quite the little inventor.  Wanting to emulate the wall-climbing abilities of...
  • Woman Can Explain the 100 Dead Cats in her Freezer

    And thankfully it has nothing to do with the local Chinese restaurant. The dead cats, all 100 of them, were being kept in a freezer that didn’t work, one that was owned by Gabriella Bernabei and Robert Grassi, according to the Jackson county Sheriff’s department.  Bernabei, however, has a...
  • Video: Dad Extracts Son’s Tooth With a Rocket

    This video of young Bradley Harris (left) having a tooth pulled via rocket power is over a year old but only recently has it gone viral. Not only is it viral, it’s also pretty damn cool. The premise is pretty straightforward–Bradley, who came up with the idea himself, decided...
  • Indonesian Man Claims Cow Seduced Him Into Having Sex

    Look at that cow standing there, suggestive look in its eye, bulging udder, tail tucked seductively between its legs–there’s only one thing on that bovine’s mind. Sex with an 18-year-old Indonesian man. At least that’s what one Gusti Ngurah Alit is claiming, after a neighbor caught the Indonesian man...
  • Prosthetic Leg Washes Up on Jacksonville Beach

    You would think that a person with a prosthetic limb would realize that said limb has gone missing, and set out trying to track it down.  You’d think that, wouldn’t you. The Jacksonville cops are hoping the same thing, after a gentleman came across a left prosthetic leg that...
  • Pigeon Held Under Armed Guard on Suspicion of Spying

    Even if they resort to torture, I don’t think they’ll get him to talk. The pigeon in question was found in India’s Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, with a ring around it’s foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on it’s body.  Indian police took the bird...
  • Cause of Death? Toilet Brush in the Buttock

    Well, indirectly the toilet brush embedded in Cindy Corton’s buttock caused her untimely death, but there were other mitigating factors that led to her passing. In 2005, a drunken accident led to the six-inch plastic toilet brush handle becoming lodged in Corton’s buttock.  You’d think that a chunk of...
  • Ferrets Down Your Pants for Charity? Ferrets Down Your Pants for Charity

    Just because an event is held in the name of charity doesn’t always make it a good idea.  I think that putting ferrets down your pants is one of those times. Yes, ferrets.  I can understand doing this recreationally, because I’m sure there’s people out there who enjoy putting...
  • Teen Busted Using a Cucumber as a Marijuana Pipe

    Just when you think the youth of today are a total write off, along comes a prosperous, ingenious kid like this one.  Sure, he got arrested for suspicion of possession of marijuana, but you know what, Bill Gates was arrested when he was a teen too, and he turned...