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    Side effects include raging homosexuality

    GlaxoSmithKline, one of the world’s largest pharmaceutical giants, has recently been accused of distributing medication for Parkinson’s disease with severe unlisted side effects, including “gay sex addiction.” For Didier Jambart, a 52-year-old married father, the first side effects included an abundance of energy.  But what followed was severe depression...
  • 92-year-old woman allegedly fires a gun at her neighbor after being refused a kiss

    This is 92-year-old Helen Staudinger, a sweet-looking, white haired old lady who looks like she’d be a nice grandma. But behind those wrinkles and drawn-on eyebrows, Staudinger harbors a darker, more sinister side to her.  A side that will (allegedly) plug your house full of holes if you don’t...
  • Britons play live-action rude-word Scrabble in supermarkets

    It seems a movement is underway in the United Kingdom. A bunch of cheeky shoppers have taken to rearranging common items in supermarkets and department stores to create rude, offensive and funny words. The spices are obvious, but there are a few other examples where people have gotten creative...
  • Pole dancing for Jesus

    Pole dancing – once sensuous and seductive and reserved for trips that men secretly took to the wrong part of town has become mainstream – a sport – used to exercise away the excesses of suburban life… it has even made its way to church. Independent “Pole Fitness for...
  • Bank robber demands money by way of ridiculous note, hands over ID

    In prison, there is something of a hierarchy of crimes. From what I have heard, bank robbery is something of a respectable crime. But something tells me that 49-year-old Nathan Wayne Pugh won’t be getting a whole lot of respect. It was not so much what Pugh did as...
  • Woman shows up for court with monkey in her bra

    Please don’t rub your eyes in disbelief, because that headline is as real as it gets.  What, you’ve never hidden a tiny primate wearing a cute pink dress in your undergarments?  Hasn’t everybody? Whether you have or you haven’t, chances are that if you did, you probably didn’t smuggle...
  • Man Pays Mob to Destroy His Lamborghini

    Picture this… you buy a brand new car and a month later the engine goes. What do you do? Bring it back to the dealer, right? That’s exactly what one millionaire entrepreneur in China did, after his brand new Lamborghini Gallardo broke down just after it was in for...
  • Fox News names nuclear reactor after Shibuya nightclub

    To the best of this author’s knowledge (and contrary to what Fox News reported earlier), there are no nuclear plants in Japan named “Shibuyaeggman”. There are actually no nightclubs here named that either, but there is a nightclub named “Eggman” and it is situated in Shibuya. To the research...
  • The big one

    March 11, 2011 – Kofu, Yamanashi Prefecture, Japan: It was a boring Friday afternoon, much like any other – with one big exception: I had no classes. The eleventh grade teachers were waxing the floors on the third story of one of the school buildings. The shaking started slowly,...