Afghanistan

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    Afghan man spent better part of decade with pencil lodged in his head

    That grotesque looking thing that resembles a decayed, severed finger is, in fact, a pencil. Sure it doesn’t look at all like one, but that’s only because the writing utensil has been lodged inside an Afghan gentleman’s head for the better part of a decade. The constant moisture inside...
  • Former Vice Presidential Candidate’s Mug Inked On Marine’s Posterior

    Gunnery sergeant Benjamin Lepping likes tattoos that remind him of where he has been. To commemorate an enjoyable trip to Australia he got a tattoo of the Southern Cross, but how he ended up with a Sarah Palin tattoo on his left buttock is best explained in his own...
  • Naked woman in ‘yoga protest’ at Parliament

    The things you see riding the number 53 bus. Passengers had a front seat to the action when a woman stopped traffic near the Houses of Parliament yesterday by removing all her clothes and climbing on to a black cab for a five-minute naked yoga protest. Being naked guarranteed some exposure anyway. She...