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  • Drunk Sailor Forgets Wife Calls Coast Guard to Save Her

    What do you do with a drunken sailor? If you’re his wife maybe wait for him on dock until he realizes you are gone. Or in the case of this particular drunken sailor until he thinks you’ve fallen overboard and called the cops to report you’ve drowned. That’s what...
  • Man Threatens to Blow Up TV Station over Two and a Half Men Reruns

    Reruns get the best of us but for one Bronx man too much Two and a Half Men made him snap. Freddy Caldwell had enough of CBS reruns of Charlie Sheen’s former money maker and called his local station WPIX-11 to file his complaint. The problem was Caldwell voiced...
  • Diarhhea Ribbons for Sale on Amazon WTF

    Well it definitely seems that these days they have a ribbon for everything. A ribbon supporting our troops, a ribbon for breast cancer, a ribbon for AIDS and now a brown ribbon for diarrhea awareness. And you can buy 2 for $3.99 on Amazon.com and they say “Diarrhea Awareness”...
  • Farmer Gives Chickens Glasses to Save the Roost

    Some might say it’s a spectacle to see but the roosters wearing the glasses would probably say the opposite. A Chinese farmer who was frustrated with his constantly fighting roosters has fashioned them with glasses so they’d stop attacking each other. Instead of helping the birds see better they...
  • Couple Given Pool Time as Punishment

    Playing in rivers is one things, but rafting on flood-swollen rivers without life jackets will get you in a pool of trouble with police. 20-year old Grace Nash and 22-year old Bruce Crawford were found guilty of misdemeanor conduct during an emergency after police caught them rafting down a...
  • Driver swerves to avoid rabbit, lands in pool

    An Austrian woman found herself and her car smack dab in the middle of a pool after she swerved to miss the cute little bunny rabbit standing in the road. Wet and embarrassed, the 42 year old wasn’t hurt. However, firefighters are still amazed at the fact she managed...
  • Man with “Forgive Me” tattoo gets no forgiveness from police

    Pre-emptive sorries are a great way to foster mistrust – saying the word “sorry” is meant to be an act of contrition, so throwing them out to excuse stuff that you are planning on doing… well you get the idea. Maybe 51-year-old Robert Norton Kennedy should have thought about...
  • Olympic swimmer accidentally buries himself alive

    Definitely don’t try this… not at home and certainly not while you are on vacation. While vacationing in Florida a 19-year-old Austrian Olympic swimmer accidentally buried himself alive. Jakub Maly was chilling on the beach with teammates when he thought digging an enormous hole would be a good idea....
  • Man Cuts 12 Cucumbers by Throwing Playing Cards [Video]

    China’s Got Talent provides some very unique talents and 23-year old Bai Deng Chung is no exception. The contestant wowed both audience and judges with his insane razor card throwing trick where he sliced 12 cucumbers hanging from string in less than 100seconds using only regular old playing cards....