beer

  • Here’s proof that cows like to crash parties and drink beer as much as humans do

    A group of escaped cows crashed a Boxford, Mass. party last weekend, bullying the party goers out of their frosty cold beers while making a general nuisance of themselves.  Talk about your real party animals. The cops were initially called to help track down the roving bovine gang in...
  • Man’s life saved by below-average-tasting beer

    Clifton Vial, of Alaska, may owe his life to a few frozen cans of Coors Light. The Alaskan man crashed his truck and became stuck in a snowdrift for three days in temperatures that were as low as -28C. He kept warm by staying in a sleeping bag and...
  • President Obama turns White House into brewery

    President Obama made history when he became the first African American elected into the country’s top office. Now he is making history again with his home brew. Yes, President Obama is the first US president to make his own beer in the White House… which was aptly named White...
  • Kentucky man gets DUI after being caught driving while drinking a beer, having sex, being a boss

    Doesn’t look like much of a boss, but George Howard, a 58-year-old man from Louisville, KY., is most definitely a boss, after cops pulled him over late Wednesday night.  The police noticed Howard’s vehicle swerving multiple times, nearly hitting another car.  The officers also noticed Howard taking a sip...
  • Lacing beer with Viagra seems like a dangerous combination

    Not to your health mind you, but the effects of the Viagra, combined with the alcoholic effects of beer, could lead to some unexpected coupling with members of the opposite sex. Which may be what the brains behind the “Royal Virility Performance” beer, Brewdog brewery, are going for.  Why...
  • Homer Simpson’s drinking offensive to Lithuanian Censors

    You’d be excused for thinking that I’m making this up, but the Lithuanian publisher of the official “The Simpsons” comic was fined for breaching anti-alcohol advertising laws after authorities took offense to Homer’s drinking habits. In both the original TV cartoon and the comic,  Homer Simpson rarely resists his favorite drink –...
  • Canadian firefighters in hot water over rescued beer

    The entire volunteer fire department of a Canadian town has been suspended after it was found that its members decided to refresh themselves with one of six beer kegs that they rescued from a hotel fire. Mayor Pat Hampson was not satisfied with the initial response, which saw two...
  • Man Barred From Pub For Being Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking

    Colin Belle, a friendly man of West Indian origin, has claimed in a complaint to authorities in Darwin that bouncers at various clubs victimized him because he talks to too many women. Security employed at a venue called Shennanigans Irish Bar in Darwin’s CBD claimed he was a trouble maker...