drugs

  • Dissatisfied Hashish Buyer Takes Complaint to Police

    Eslov, Sweden: A hashish buyer who was dissatisfied with his purchase because it caused him to experience hallucinations took his complaints to the local police station. According to Eslov police, the unhappy stoner, a 26-year-old who frequently used marijuana and hashish, took his latest buy to be tested after...
  • Border Officials End Career of High-capacity Cocaine Smuggler

    Geneva, Switzerland: An extraordinarily talented drug mule’s career came to an abrupt end on the Swiss border when four cocaine couriers were stopped by border officials. Suspicions were alerted when four men in a car with a French license plate tried to avoid border security. X-rays revealed that all...
  • Cranial Tribute Left At Tomb Of Slain Mexican Drug Lord

    A human head with a single red flower in one ear was found by the tomb of slain Mexican drug lord Arturo Beltran “El Barbas” Leyva on Sunday. Earth Times reports that the grisly discovery was made by an employee of the Jardines del Humaya cemetery in the city...
  • Cocaine Found In Space Shuttle Hangar

    NASA has confirmed that a small baggie of white powder that was found in the hangar of space shuttle Discovery is in fact cocaine. A shuttle maintenance worker is reported to ahve found the baggie outside the men’s room of the shuttle hangar and reported it to security. The...
  • Oops: 175 Pounds Of Cocaine Accidentally Delivered To Spanish Supermarkets

    A suspected mix-up by drug dealers resulted in 175 pounds of cocaine being delivered to Spanish supermarkets in boxes of bananas. The BBC reports that a brick of cocaine was discovered at the bottom of a box of bananas by workers at a Lidl supermarket in Madrid. With the...
  • Pot Grower Fooled Into Turning Self In By Marijuana “Ransom Note”

    Florida detectives claim to have tricked a marijuana grower into turning himself in to authorities by leaving a ransom note for six pot plants that they confiscated. According to Komo News, after finding the plants in a wooded lot, detectives from the sheriff’s office in Monroe County left a...
  • Denver Ski Town To Legalize Rocky Mountain High For The New Year

    As of January 1, 2010, marijuana users in the town of Breckenridge, Colorado will be able to enjoy their drug of choice in the privacy of their own homes without fear of prosecution. In November the town voted to legalize possession of up to one ounce of cannabis and...
  • Third Scottish Heroin User Tests Positive For Anthrax

    A male patient has been confirmed as the third heroin user in Glasgow, Scotland to have contracted anthrax. The patient remains in a critical condition in Glasgow’s Royal Infirmary. A man who was infected with the deadly bacteria last week died on December 16 and a woman who was...
  • One Thousand Marijuana Plants Discovered In Fortune Cookie Factory

    Oakland police are on the hunt for the people responsible for growing 1,000 marijuana plants in a former fortune cookie factory. According to CBS, the plants were discovered after a small fire at the Kar Mee Fortune Cookie Factory in the Chinatown district of Oakland. Police estimated the value...