Dissatisfied Hashish Buyer Takes Complaint to Police


Eslov, Sweden: A hashish buyer who was dissatisfied with his purchase because it caused him to experience hallucinations took his complaints to the local police station.

According to Eslov police, the unhappy stoner, a 26-year-old who frequently used marijuana and hashish, took his latest buy to be tested after feeling like “his TV was talking to him and his girlfriend was turning into a dolphin.”

UPI reports that police have not yet decided whether to charge the man who is said to have believed that his hashish was spiked with LSD.

He clearly wasn’t paying attention in science class because although there are a few things that people can smoke to experience hallucinations, LSD is not one of them – it is destroyed by heat. It is also possible that there could be a medical explanation for his bad experience.

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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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