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    Man Sues Apple For Not Protecting Him From Porn

    We’ve heard of people suing fast food restaurants for making them fat. Now it’s the lawsuit from the man in Nashville against Apple the company for not putting porn filters on their products to protect people from watching porn. Collectively now… wtf? Seriously, Chris Sevier is a lawyer who...
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    Man Stabs Brother Because He Spilt His Beer

    And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...
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    Bassist’s Craigslist Ad Could Be Funniest Ever, Goes Viral

    Thanks to The Daily Swarm for sharing this Craigslist ad from a bassist looking for work. It’s an ad that any aspiring and professional musician, actor, writer, painter, artist of anytime can appreciate, mostly for it’s arrogance, demands and well blatant egotism. It reads: Bass Player Available NOW (Nashville...
  • Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Last Beer

    The end of the beer seems to be a life or death moment for two Canadians in Lindsay, Ontario. The couple, ages 39 and 41, got into a very loud argument over who would drink the last beer. It was so loud police were called by neighbors and when...
  • Woman’s Ex-Boyfriend Charged With Breaking Into Her Home & Glueing Fridge Shut

    Up for the 2012 award for the stupidest get back at you for breaking my heart stunt is American man, Dennis Homberg. The 42-year old Pennsylvanian man is being accused by police of breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home and super gluing her fridge shut. That’s not all this super...
  • Naked Man Walks Out Of Woods, Into TV Interview

    Some people get their 15 minutes of fame and some get it with interruptions. This is what happened to Eva Halpain and John Manassel of Benton, Arkansa. The elderly couple were being interviewed by CNN about damaged caused to their home when a storm blew a tree into it....
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    One-percenter might have just had the world’s most expensive single car wreck

    The Aston Martin One-77 is one expensive car. As the name implies, there were only 77 of them made – price tag $2 million, but they tend to trade hands for a lot more than that. Now there is one less of them on the road thanks to a...
  • Obnoxious one-percenter wrecks Lamborghini, restores balance to universe [video]

    If you were of the opinion that bad things only happen to good people then you should definitely check out this video. The obnoxious jerk in the yellow Lamborghini loudly revs his engine at a traffic light somewhere in suburban Chicago. The light turns green and he turns left…...
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    Door to door drug dealer caught by police, BUSTED!

    Trying a rather unique approach to his crime of choice, a door to door drug dealer has been caught by police. The 43-year old was trying his rather innovative, yet risky, technique in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada. Carrying a wide variety of prescription drugs such as OxyCodone and Valium,...