meat

  • Mexican soccer players blame tainted beef for positive drug test.

    Five CONCACAF soccer players from the Mexican Gold Cup team were suspended after testing positive for clenbuterol, a drug used for promoting lean muscle mass and boosting overall muscle. Clenbuterol is illegal in farming animals for human consumption, because its residues can cause health problems later in life. The...
  • If you thought SPAM was bad, wait ’till you taste Spammy

    Are you a starving Guatemalan orphan? No? Then you may have to wait awhile to sample Hormel’s newest food-based edible substitute, Spammy. The new product was designed to help combat malnourishment in the poverty-stricken nation of Guatemala. According to the Austin Daily Herald, “To ensure that Spammy is used...
  • Slaughterhouse, a gingerbread-style house constructed from delicious meat

    This slaughterhouse, which is a gingerbread house in meat instead of cookies, looks like it would feed an army of hungry carnivores or a couple of really big ones. Hopefully the people responsible for this meaty monstrosity did the right thing and saw that none of the delicious meat...
  • Stupidest product promotion ever? [Hanukkah Ham]

    While I would like to believe that this photograph is part of a highly amusing prank (it wouldn’t be the first time that people had messed with product labels in a store), a big part of me is genuinely afraid that it isn’t and that someone was actually stupid...
  • The Nativity – in bacon and assorted meats

    You probably haven’t seen a nativity scene like this before. All of the action is deliciously recreated with bacon, ham and sausage on what looks to be a base of mashed potato (hopefully there is some meat hiding underneath). ...
  • Bacon candles scent your home with delicious bacon

    There are no artificial scents involved in these bacon-scented candles. They are all handmade from rendered bacon fat, so the delicious smell that they produce is all real. If a better way of reminding a vegetarian what they are missing exists, I’d like to hear it. Bacon-scented candles made...
  • Meat Head looks disgusting, probably tastes delicious [pic]

    This not-so-delicious-looking meat sculpture would be an appropriate centerpiece for any Halloween or meat-themed party. Remember, things can be delicious and look disgusting at the same time. ...
  • Pig equation tattoo teaches cruel, delicious facts of bacon

    Looking at the pig equation tattoo it occurred to me that the cliched adage, that you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, well you can’t make bacon without taking a meat saw to Babe. Sure, pigs are intelligent and they can be cute – it’s just...
  • Tank in Meat and Bacon, a Weapon of Mass Arterial Destruction

    I can’t think of a more delicious way to get myself strapped to a gurney than eating an unhealthily large portion of Miguel Asturias’s meat and bacon tank. I only wish he’d snapped more pictures. ...