michael andes

  • Regrets, I have a few...

    How to get arrested: Man calls 911 on self

    There are many ways in which one can complain to the police about their incompetence.  Michael Andes found the traditional methods insufficient. Early on August 25th, Andes called 911 in Bridgeport, Connecticut to report that he had parked “purposely” in a handicap space without the required placard.  When the...