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A pageant for cows? Hey, why not? They’re big and give us milk and food. Why not praise the bovine in a beauty pageant of sorts. I mean, there’s pageants for dogs and cats, even horses get praised. Let’s not forget that four legged milk bearer, the sacred cow....
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The mayor of Triberg in the southwestern Black Forest region of Germany has been accused of sexism after the town designated two tricky parking spaces as “men only”. Gallus Strobel explained that the parking spaces in question were more difficult for female-gendered drivers because they required the driver to...
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First came the stamps, then the Pez dispensers and now the royal wedding day bottled air. Yes, indeed, a company has come forth to bottle and sell the air from the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Watt UK says “trained professionals” will collect samples of the...
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Parents whose children attended a sex education class at Shenandoah High School, Iowa have taken issue with an instructor’s usage of stuffed toys to simulate sex acts in front of a group of eighth graders. A mother of one of the children, Colleen Dostal, told Fox News Radio: It...
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Montpelier, Vermont: The sneakers of an 11-year-old Connecticut girl have been judged the most vile in America. Trinette Robinson, was given the unenviable title at the 35th annual National Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest. Judges deemed her sneakers to be most rotten based on both their condition and their odor....
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Berlin, Germany: The German chapter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has asked for celebrity polar bear Knut to be castrated because he and a female companion share the same grandfather. According to PETA’s zoo expert, Frank Albrecht, any offspring that Knut and his cousin Giovanna...
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When no Bible was available a New York state judge had to take his oath of office on a different book, a dictionary. The situation arose at the swearing-in of Donald A. Williams at Ulster County Courthouse in Kingston, N.Y. Most officials bring their own family Bible for the...
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Minnesota stoners might want to think twice about puffing their herb through water pipes as the Minnesota Supreme Court ruled in a 4-3 decision on Thursday that bong water is “a preparation, compound, mixture, or substance containing a controlled substance, regardless of purity.” While the substance that people tend...
