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    How to get arrested: Man calls 911 on self

    There are many ways in which one can complain to the police about their incompetence.  Michael Andes found the traditional methods insufficient. Early on August 25th, Andes called 911 in Bridgeport, Connecticut to report that he had parked “purposely” in a handicap space without the required placard.  When the...
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    Too drunk to drive? Let your 11-year-old relative do it for you

    Donald Leet was feeling a little tipsy in Brandon, Florida, so he enlisted the help of a designated driver.  Under ideal circumstances, this driver would’ve been anybody other than his 11-year-old relative (the exact relation could not be released, as she is a minor and can’t be identified). This...