Herbal Remedy Saves Bull From Chopping Block

Solihull, West Midlands, United Kingdom: A herbal remedy saved a bull with a slack libido from a trip to the abattoir.

Three weeks ago, Boris the bull had an appointment with the slaughterhouse. Unable or unwilling to sire any calves, he served no useful purpose. However, owner David Joyce had a soft spot for his French Limousin and decided to break out the Horny Goat Weed to give him one more chance.

The treatment regime involved administering capsules of Horny Goat Weed and other herbs for a week. Metro reports that Boris recovered two days before his date with destiny.

Joyce explained:

He is such a nice bull and we didn’t really want to get rid of him so we started looking into alternatives. Since we fed him this herbal Viagra he has been rampant. When the cows come out he’s the first in there.




C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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