Three weeks ago, Boris the bull had an appointment with the slaughterhouse. Unable or unwilling to sire any calves, he served no useful purpose. However, owner David Joyce had a soft spot for his French Limousin and decided to break out the Horny Goat Weed to give him one more chance.
The treatment regime involved administering capsules of Horny Goat Weed and other herbs for a week. Metro reports that Boris recovered two days before his date with destiny.
He is such a nice bull and we didn’t really want to get rid of him so we started looking into alternatives. Since we fed him this herbal Viagra he has been rampant. When the cows come out he’s the first in there.