Taxi driver preferred fare over sex

Given the bad press that some Australian taxi drivers have had recently, one patron in the Northern Territory must have thought she was on a sure thing.

Jumping into a cab in Darwin, she was obviously ‘in the mood’ and suggested to the driver that they have sex.

He declined.

It appears she didn’t take rejection very well and started kicking the car and throwing a bottle though the rear window.

The taxi driver, Dean, who is also engaged to be married soon, said

If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out.

Police arrested the woman a short time later.

In what can only be described as an understatment, Darwin Duty Superintendent Daniel Shean said

It would appear that she was a bit amorous at that time of the evening

The woman was charged with having an offensive weapon and criminal damage.

There is no word though, if she was eventually ‘satisfied’ in her quest for a bit of ‘lovin’.

[Courier Mail]