Wrestler stink-fingers opponent, gets charged with sexual battery

A 17-year-old wrestler from Fresno County is facing a charge of sexual battery after he employed an unsavory yet widely used technique in a match against a 14-year-old.

The move in question is called a “butt drag” and it involves grabbing your opponent by the buttock and sticking fingers into his or her anus to gain the leverage
needed to drag them. The wrestler in question, we’ll just call him Preston (his surname is not important), performed a “butt drag” during a practice match against his younger opponent in July – the problem was not the move itself but the vigorous nature in which it was applied. It has been said that Preston’s fingers were pressed deep into the younger wrestler’s rectum causing quite a bit of pain.

Preston has been offered a deal whereby the case will be dismissed if he does nothing wrong for the next few months. However, his lawyer has indicated that he is likely to reject the deal because he doesn’t feel like he has done anything wrong.

Seriously, I’m a little disturbed that there is a widely used wrestling move that involves sticking one’s fingers into his or her opponent’s anus, but if it is widely in use and you want to be a wrestler then that is what you sign up for. You take the good with the bad or you choose another sport. Yes, some might find it a little bit gross – but it doesn’t strike me as something that needs to be settled in a court of law.



C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
8 Comments on this post.
  • Anonymous
    10 December 2010 at 8:02 pm
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    LMAO! But, yes that is a often used move in High School wrestling. What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.

  • Ioafhr
    11 December 2010 at 5:47 pm
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    Yeah everyone loves redneck retards who stick their fingers in each other’s butts

  • Korinthian
    12 December 2010 at 12:29 am
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    So you don’t think a ban on this particular move would be better for exactly everyone involved? Weird.

  • savagenation
    12 December 2010 at 4:21 pm
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    I could see a Father beating the crap out of the coach who taught this move to children, then calling in the FBI and have him charged with child sexual assault. An adult having children to sexually assault one another, is still a crime, regardless of wether you think it’s a sport. Sick schools in America.

  • Ds Gold23
    12 December 2010 at 5:54 pm
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    News flash as a wrestler, if the fingers actually enter the rectum on a butt drag it is unintentional. And for those of you bashing wreslting almost all of the current MMA stars are former wreslters

  • Tazmetal
    18 December 2010 at 2:11 am
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    Gotta agree with DsGold, and anyone who says “yes, that is an oft-used move” is either stupid, or insane. Wrestling is one of the toughest sports out there(after mma, boxing etc.)

  • Links
    17 February 2011 at 7:33 pm
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    its a sport with seriously homosexual overtones, and a massive gay following. two muscly men, one with a finger up the others arse hole. heaven!

    • Gamehunter07
      26 May 2011 at 1:14 am
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      You think this sport has seriously homosexual overtones, that has got to be the most ignorant crap I have heard!! Obviously you have never even watched a wrestling match. It is all about the beat down with skill and tactic. A wrestler totally dislikes homosexuals. People sure the hell don’t stick anything up anyone elses arse. The kid was just a pussy and couldn’t take the pain. Because it hurts like hell. And I am a coach and only teach a certain few kids this move. And it is used in  very limited situations. And you only grab the butt cheek not an arse hole!!

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