Tweaker takes spouse on 40-mile ghost-riding adventure

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Mere seconds before earning his Darwin Award.
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Mere seconds before earning his Darwin Award.

“Ghost-riding” which has gained popularity from East Bay rappers like E-40 and Mistah Fab is the practice of operating a motor vehicle from outside said motor vehicle.  Beyond California, this is frequently called “Iowa Surfing” or “wicked retarded.”

In any case, a man clearly on the cusp of a new wave (or according to his wife, high on methamphetamine) drove his minivan from Manteca to Pleasanton, California with his wife on the hood.  Reportedly, she mounted the hood in an effort to keep him from driving away in the car, but this appears to have not been a major obstacle in the man’s desire for an early morning joyride.

Christopher Carroll’s 40-mile adventure ended when his wife rolled off the hood.  Upon returning to Manteca, Carroll was arrested at his home and charged with attempted murder and domestic violence.

Don’t try this at home – or, for that matter, anywhere else. [Source; Image]

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