How 'bout a little privacy?

On Saturday, one Floridian learned that pubic hairs and dried toothpaste are pretty benign bathroom horrors compared to the presence of a 7-foot alligator.

Alexis Dunbar didn’t have to turn over a waste bin to find the large amphibious reptile, which hissed at her and was promptly locked in the bathroom by her boyfriend.  Evidently, the alligator entered the house through a doggie door, though I’m not certain how it navigated from said door to the bathroom without being seen or heard.  Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission arrived to liberate the loo and none were harmed in the process.  [Source; Image]