With the launch of the FBI Vault website, came the bizarre release of a 1950 document that seems to attest to the existence of the famous Roswell aliens and their flying saucers.
About the saucers themselves, agent Hottel wrote in the memo that :”‘Each one was occupied by three bodies of human shape but only 3 feet tall, the bodies were dressed in a metallic cloth of a very fine texture. Each body was bandaged in a manner similar to the blackout suits used by speed flyers and test pilots.” The saucers were described as being circular in shape with raised centers, approximately 50 feet in diameter.
Although, this memo doesn’t really prove anything except its own existence. Proof would mean a photograph, maybe a burial site or remains. What was done with these midget aliens? Were they really from outer space or simply a carnival act gone badly? Perhaps they were having a Metropolis revival with midgets and in color.
The FBI know that in 2011, a 60 year old typewritten memo has about as much value as proof of alien life, as the jar of handcream and the pack of tissues found in my room, in 1986. It proved nothing, ok mom? It lacks the smoking gun, under the form of a nudie magazine, or in the case of Roswell, an actual nudie alien.