Man catches fire in porno store

Details are sketchy about an incident that saw a man in a San Francisco porno store catch fire while he was enjoying some videos. Firefighters say that the man had been watching videos in a private booth. He was spotted by police running out of the front door of the store “engulfed in flames”.

He was extinguished by firefighters who were in the area on an unrelated call.

While I could take a moment hypothesize about what caused the fire, or rant about the potential dangers of friction and flammable lubricants, I shall refrain as both options seem a little distasteful when the viewer in question is in hospital suffering from burns.

[Herald Sun]