Behold, the zombie apocalypse proof home, or as they call it, the Safe House.
It’s along the outskirts of Warsaw, in Poland, that the zombie apocalypse proof home has sprouted. An impressive masterpiece of cement and glass, and with its variable configuration outer walls, it’s also reminiscent of a Transformer, without the cool sound effects and naturally, without the mobility. Let’s face it, we know that the zombies are coming, it’s no longer a matter of “if”, but more a matter of “when”. With all the secret military bio-weapons being developed in secret bases, by very secretive people wearing Secret anti-antiperspirant, and giving each other secret handshakes, it’s only natural that the zombie virus will mutate (in secret of course) and become airborne.
Technically, all that needs to happen is for the run-of-the-mill Raccoon Rabies virus to go airborn, and to speed up its incubation period. Presto! You have 28 Days Later…
Speaking of Raccoons, a viral outbreak from the CDS in Atlanta, and granted, some martial arts skills, as well as some basic superpowers, is all that separates us from Alice.
