Officially official: Ashton Kutcher to join Two and a Half Men. Go Kelso!

CBS just announced that Ashton Kutcher, known by most as Michael Kelso from That 70s Show, will join the cast of Two and a Half Men, in a presumed move to replace Charlie Sheen after his fall from fame.

I’d like to take a moment to wish Kelso all the best, hopefully his coming will breathe some new fire into an aging show featuring a Jon Cryer that gets more and more annoying as he becomes more and more like a taller, slimmer version of George Costanza, and an Angus Jones that is gradually morphing into a chubbier, less entertaining version of Kelso.

Seriously though, 2.5 Men used to be my favorite show before  Shatner started talking *hit, as the main character in *hit My Dad Says.

Now they just have to find a clever way to write him in and Charlie out because I’m guessing that people will notice that Bruce’s son is not a warlock with a ten-thousand-year-old brain and flaming fists. [CBS]

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