It sounds like a bad joke: Two drunken Bulgarian men are playing with a samurai sword. The man with the sword pretends he’s a samurai and says, “Watch me cut this fly in half.” And with one deft swing, the other man’s fly is cut in half – along with its delicate contents.
Lyubomir Todorov, in this case, was the disgraced samurai, while Zaprian Lozanov found himself short (in the worst way possible for a man) as a result of the incident. In spite of this, however, Lozanov rallied for his friend’s release from a six-year prison term. His intentions are a bit transparent – and understandably so – as he cares only that Todorov finds a job in order to save money for a pricey penis-replacement surgery. In the 61-year-old’s own words, “I just hope now that, by helping him, it will help me.”