First sign of the impending zombie apocalypse in Russia

Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov died 12 minutes after reviving herself at her own funeral, but next time the revivification might be more permanent. The 49 year old Russian woman, awoke in her own coffin, at her own funeral in Kazan, Russia. She started screaming realizing she was minutes away from being, like Billy Idol used to say, Buried Alive. In a panic, she had a heart attack.

She was later declared dead, for a second time, after having been rushed back to the hospital.

The family is filing for malpractice against the Russian doctors and hospital, I call zombies! After all, in Soviet Russia, it’s still unclear what killed her the first time, was it Solanum? And if so, who else did she bite while she was being rushed to the hospital? In either case, zombies eat you!

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