Smells like victory and dead Germans!
If you’ve ever wanted to smell like a World War II general behind enemy lines in tight quarters with sweaty, dust-caked GIs surrounding you (and who wouldn’t?), then you’re in luck.
Parfumologie has been buying up the rights on colognes catering to the spirit of the armed forces; having already milked the Air Force (‘Stealth’) and the Marines (‘Devil Dog’) for their market share of cologne-wearers, the one demographic missing was, evidently, World War II veterans – after all, anybody willing to shell out $25 for the scent of a ruthless war hero must be either extremely nostalgic or moderately senile, and either way, what matters is only that they’ll buy it, not that Rommel may or may not crumble under the noxious effluvium. [Source; Image]
