Being buried in a bacon casket almost makes dying worthwhile

Settle down all you bacon enthusiasts because the coffin isn’t made out of real bacon, but rather made to look like a giant replica of the sizzling pork deliciousness.  Too bad because a casket made out of real bacon would save a lot of money on food for the wake.

Before you ask, no, this is not a hoax, but a real way for bacon lovers to be ensconced in the food that probably led to their untimely demise.  J & D’s Foods came up with the nifty coffin, labeling it the world’s first bacon-wrapped casket.  And it can be yours for only $2,999.95 plus shipping.  Sure that seems like a lot, but isn’t anything this big and bacon-y worth it?

From King 5

“Yes, this is really real,” wrote J&D owners Justin and Dave in a press release. “Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.”

“Don’t you judge us, after baconlube (bacon flavored personal lubricant), we all knew it was just going to keep getting weirder.  And yeah, your (sic) right we’re probably going to hell for this one.”

Once again, bacon makes everything better…even death.


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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