Japanese scientist makes burger made of human feces

Mitsuyuki Ikeda showing off his "crap" burgers

Mitsuyuki Ikeda showing off his "crap" burgers

If all the talk of pink slime in your ground beef is turning you off of burgers, this new burger might be the answer. It’s all natural, made only of the purely organic material and is claimed to be healthier than the pink slime version. Please welcome the “human feces burger.”

Yes, it’s a burger literally made from human excrement and is the brain child of Japanese scientist, Mitsuyuki Ikeda.

Boasting 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids, 9 percent minerals, according to Ikeda it’s a healthier alternative to beef burgers and cuts damage done to the environment producing ground beef.

Inspired by the rising cost of meat and the carbon footprint of the beef industry, Ikeda decided to find a way to get rid of the bad and keep only the good in human feces to make beef that looks just like beef.

Not sure how it tastes, or how they’ll market it if it ever comes to that point. But I’m thinking vegetarianism looks more appealing every day.  Source.

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