A group of escaped cows crashed a Boxford, Mass. party last weekend, bullying the party goers out of their frosty cold beers while making a general nuisance of themselves. Talk about your real party animals.
The cops were initially called to help track down the roving bovine gang in the Foster Street area, but things changed when they got the call that the cows had crashed the backyard party and were dangerously close to participating in a rousing game of beer pong.
From Boston.com…
“I could hear screaming coming from the back of the house. When I ran around back, a group of young adults were outside enjoying the nice weather and having a few beers,” Riter said.
“The cows chased them away from the table they were sitting at and started drinking their beers. They knocked the beer cans over with their noses started drinking beer right off the table.”
The cows had a choice between Bud Light and Miller Lite. Riter said they seemed to prefer the Bud Light.
“When they ran out of beers on the table, one of them started to forage in the recycling to see if he could find any last drops in there,” Riter said.
Hey, at least they’ve got decent taste in beer. Police called the cows owner and he and some friends came and corralled the drunken livestock.
These cows are obviously the coolest cows in history, but would it have been too much to ask they put on their wild Hawaiian shirts. If you’re going to crash a party and steal all the beer, you have to look the part.
