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A pageant for cows? Hey, why not? They’re big and give us milk and food. Why not praise the bovine in a beauty pageant of sorts. I mean, there’s pageants for dogs and cats, even horses get praised. Let’s not forget that four legged milk bearer, the sacred cow....
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A group of escaped cows crashed a Boxford, Mass. party last weekend, bullying the party goers out of their frosty cold beers while making a general nuisance of themselves. Talk about your real party animals. The cops were initially called to help track down the roving bovine gang in...
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Well of course he did…those costume udders are for decoration only. This past Tuesday at the Walmart in North Stafford, Virginia, a man dressed in a cow costume crawled into the store, grabbed a cart, loaded up with 26 gallons of milk (worth approximately $92), and strolled out of...
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And the cow jumped over the fence… with her golden haired rider in saddle on top. If it sounds funny it isn’t to 15-year old Regina Mayer. It’s reality for the German teen. And she’s proud of the cow she rides. It all started 2 years ago after her...
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While the media paints a terrifying picture of sharks as man-eating predators, most Americans don’t know that you’re twenty-seven times more likely to be slain by a murderous bovine. It’s true: Between 2003 and 2008, four shark fatalities have been reported in the United States, compared to a whopping...
A group of escaped cows crashed a Boxford, Mass. party last weekend, bullying the party goers out of their frosty cold beers while making a general nuisance of themselves. Talk about your real party animals. The cops were initially called to help track down the roving bovine gang in...
Well of course he did…those costume udders are for decoration only. This past Tuesday at the Walmart in North Stafford, Virginia, a man dressed in a cow costume crawled into the store, grabbed a cart, loaded up with 26 gallons of milk (worth approximately $92), and strolled out of...
And the cow jumped over the fence… with her golden haired rider in saddle on top. If it sounds funny it isn’t to 15-year old Regina Mayer. It’s reality for the German teen. And she’s proud of the cow she rides. It all started 2 years ago after her...
While the media paints a terrifying picture of sharks as man-eating predators, most Americans don’t know that you’re twenty-seven times more likely to be slain by a murderous bovine. It’s true: Between 2003 and 2008, four shark fatalities have been reported in the United States, compared to a whopping...