TSA questions Jonah Falcon over suspicious bulge in his pants, turns out to be his unusually large penis

Jonah Falcon was at the San Francisco International Airport  preparing to travel from San Fran to his home in New York City when he claims he was stopped and questioned by Transportation Security Administration agents because they noticed a large and suspicious bulge in the front of his pants.

I think you know where this might be going.

The agents questioned Falcon about the contents of his pants, and whether he was hiding something in his pockets.  Falcon then told the TSA agents that the only thing he was transporting in his pants was his ginormous penis.  The agents still “checked the area around it” but didn’t get too close to Falcon’s junk to manhandle it too much.  Probably afraid if they patted his special area too much his “concealed weapon” might go off.

From the San Francisco Chronicle

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.

Apparently Falcon’s manhood is 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, so you can understand why the TSA agents might think that the strange bulge in the front of his pants might have been something more than your average male genitalia.  And in a way it was…a ridiculously large Johnson to be precise.

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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