Super Mario Arrested For Groping A Woman

A 34-year old man in New York has been arrested for groping a 58-year old woman. Damon Torres was at Times Square when he blocked the woman’s path and grabbed her thigh before letting her go.

And, even worse, he was dressed at Super Mario while he did it. Super Mario! The idol of all kids under 10.

Are no things sacred anymore? Is there no justice? No decency among men to leave the cute idols of kids as innocent and untarnished as possible?

Alas, it seems no. Torres was arrested and charged with groping and possession of marijuana.

Someone needs to tell him Super Mario saves the Princess he doesn’t touch her.  [ Source ]


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