dumb criminal

  • Man Finds Naked Stranger Cooking In His Kitchen

    Having your house broken into is often a traumatic experience. Knowing a stranger went through your stuff, stole and broke things can haunt you. Sometimes seeing that house intruder naked, frying up some eggs for supper in your kitchen may haunt your thoughts in many different ways. Two roommates...
  • Man Stabs Brother Because He Spilt His Beer

    And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...
  • Man Arrested While Riding Horse Drunk

    Got a horse? Make sure you don’t ride it drunk or you could get arrested. That’s what happened to a man in Bunnell, Florida. He was riding his horse, after have a few too many alcoholic bevvies, and ended up attracting the attention of the police. You see, he...
  • Fast-Food Thief Caught After Eating At Scene Of Crime [Allegedly]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A 40-year old man in Detroit was nabbed for a robbery he committed 3 months earlier because he went back to the same restaurant that he had robbed. Yes, the unnamed suspect from Pontiac, went into the McDonald’s in the suburbs of...
  • Super Mario Arrested For Groping A Woman

    A 34-year old man in New York has been arrested for groping a 58-year old woman. Damon Torres was at Times Square when he blocked the woman’s path and grabbed her thigh before letting her go. And, even worse, he was dressed at Super Mario while he did it....
  • Woman’s Ex-Boyfriend Charged With Breaking Into Her Home & Glueing Fridge Shut

    Up for the 2012 award for the stupidest get back at you for breaking my heart stunt is American man, Dennis Homberg. The 42-year old Pennsylvanian man is being accused by police of breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home and super gluing her fridge shut. That’s not all this super...
  • Teen Mom smokes Pot, Drives Away with 5-Week Old Baby On Roof Of Car

    And nominee for Bad Parent of the Year is… Catalina Clouser from Phoenix, Arizona. Nominated for driving her car with her five-week old baby on the roof. Yes, the baby fell off. The 19-year old admits she was smoking marijuana the night of the incident, which wasn’t intentional. No,...
  • Door to door drug dealer caught by police, BUSTED!

    Trying a rather unique approach to his crime of choice, a door to door drug dealer has been caught by police. The 43-year old was trying his rather innovative, yet risky, technique in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada. Carrying a wide variety of prescription drugs such as OxyCodone and Valium,...
  • Woman offers sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets

    A woman in the United States is up on misdemeanor solicitation charges for offering sexual favors to patrons at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru in exchange for some chicken McNuggets. Sources say 31-year old Khadijah Baseer, was going up to cars at a McDonald’s location in LosAngeles. She’d open the door...