A Brazilian woman that wanted to get rid of her husband to receive his life insurance indemnity and pension, has been accused and found guilty of attempted murder after she injected her vagina with rat poison then begged her husband to perform oral sex on her in order to poison him.
The plan failed after the husband smelled something fishy was going on, and this is no pun as he noticed a strange smell emanating from her private area, and declined after a few moments even though the woman continued to beg him.
He was taken to hospital where a stomach pump was performed and indeed some poison was found, luckily for the man, not enough to reach lethal levels.
The woman is to receive her sentence shortly.
Mulder was right: “Trust no one.”