JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Chinese man’s home is a self-made bamboo egg

    Dai Haifei, a 24-year-old young man who makes his living working for an architectural design company, is the designer, builder, and sole occupant of this one-of-a-kind egg shaped bamboo house.  Haifei got the inspiration for his unique lodging from his company’s own mobile, egg shaped cabin known as “egg...
  • German father disapproves of daughter’s much older boyfriend, castrates him

    Listen up all you overbearing fathers out there—if you disapprove of your little girl dating a man much older than she is, do me a favor and discuss it with her in a calm and rational manner, and whatever you do, don’t castrate the poor guy with a bread...
  • Bugatti Offering Quite Possibly the Greatest Internship Ever

    Ah to be a young, bright-eyed college student in the Herndon, Virginia area, instead of the old, broken down, decrepit man I am—I would so apply for this internship being offered by Volkswagen of America. Why?  Because Bugatti is looking for a marketing intern to help coordinate their marketing...
  • Woman Sues McDonald’s, Claims Employee Spat on Her—Food Unharmed

    Now, is that better or worse than the employee doing the usual and spitting in your food, unbeknownst to you? Sarah Thienes is suing a Chicago area McDonald’s after she claims an employee spit on her while she was going through the drive-thru on December 13, 2009.  Thienes visited...
  • Driver gets speeding tickets 12,000 miles apart…by same cop

    Talk about your all-time, nearly impossible coincidences—this one’s for the record books. Constable Andy Flitton is a police officer on the small island country of New Zealand.  Flitton pulled over a speeding motorist on a road near Christchurch, and was stunned when the driver recognized him as the same...
  • Indianapolis police pull over driver who was drunk, watching porn

    A 53-year-old gentleman was pulled over by Indianapolis Metropolitan Police in the early hours of December 8, after noticing the man’s car kept crossing over the street’s center line.  No surprise that the police found the driver to be intoxicated, but that was only part of the reason for...
  • Oregon man gives himself an awesome, and legal, new name

    And by awesome, I mean awesome—as in Captain Awesome, a name so awesome that it defies awesomeness, which in and of itself is pretty awesome. Captain Awesome, formerly Douglas Allen Smith Jr. of Eugene, Oregon, decided on his unique name change after drawing inspiration from the television show “Chuck,”...
  • British café owner sentenced for poisoning 47 cops with bad tuna

    Muriel Morris, the 70-year-old former owner of Meal Machine Café, was given a four month suspended sentence and ordered to wear an electronic tag after admitting to police that she failed to comply with health food regulations, which led to the poisoning of 47 police officers after they had...
  • Cookie Monster Makes Audition Tape for Saturday Night Live

    Yes, THAT Cookie Monster, the one-and-only cookie munching character from Sesame Street, has made his own audition tape in the hopes that the SNL producers are swayed to give him a hosting gig on the late night show. And I say why not? Cookie Monster, despite his erratic behavior...