Shane Drew

  • How to re arrange your face in one easy lesson

    It strikes me that there are several ways to have your face re arranged. The first and most obvious would of course be plastic surgery. The second, would be to walk into a bar full or English Rugby Union supporters and openly express one’s support for the French. Or...
  • Your 747 may or may not be about to crash into the sea

    It was reported recently that an emergency message was mistakenly activated on-board a British Airways 747, instructing passengers flying from London to Hong Kong to brace for a possible crash into the sea. It was attributed to Pilot error. According to The Sun, the 275 passengers on the British...
  • Meter Maids give Microsoft a welcome they’ll not forget

    Microsoft got more, or should that be less, than they bargained for during Microsoft’s huge Tech-Ed conference held recently on the Gold Coast. The coast’s iconic Meter Maids were hired by Microsoft to take part in the conference’s welcoming reception at the Gold Coast Convention Centre. It seems someone didn’t...
  • App may be realtors’ worst nightmare

    A new iPhone and Android app tells users how many of their neighbors have an Anti-Social Behaviour Order, commonly known as a ASBO. It is a civil order made against a person who has been shown, on the balance of evidence, to have engaged in anti-social behavior in the...
  • It’s a dogs life

    A recent survey points to New Zealand women expressing the view that their loved pooches are better listeners than their husband, while some men believe their dogs show them more affection than their wife. Pet food company, Purina, recently released a survey showing 31% of female dog owners believe...
  • Darwin woman strips naked after fist fight

    In July this year, Territorians had a heated verbal stoush over topless bathing. It seems some of the locals are fed up with ‘leering men’ finding any excuse to go down the beach for a stroll. Darwin, capital of Australia’s Northern Territory, has long had a reputation for being different. Its best...
  • Aussie Robber: not the ‘sharpest tool in the shed’

    Ever considered what you’d do if someone stole your mobile (cell) phone? One person in Queensland, Australia, is enjoying the sweet taste of revenge after setting a trap for a thief who broke into his car and swiped his phone. When the victim decided to try calling his phone, to his surprise,...
  • Bagel Rage!

    It may well be referred to as ‘Starbucks’ v English’ in the history books. According to a college English professor out of Manhattan, the American chain has put the first runs on the board when it comes to assaulting the English Language. Professor Lynne Rosenthal, was forcibly ejected from an Upper West Side Starbucks yesterday morning...
  • When does a pickle taste like lemon?

    A town fair in Portland, Oregon found the Chairman of Multnomah County and his licensing police in a little pickle last week. Seven-year-old  Julie and her mother were surprised when their lemonade stand, charging 50 cents a cup, had an unannounced visit from a county inspector asking to see their restaurant license. They...