animals

  • Cat speaks in tongues

    Not being one for animal videos on Youtube, I usually give them a miss. But something inside told me this was worth seeing or more appropriately hearing. At first you don’t want to believe the cat is making these weird sounds which really do sound like something speaking in...
  • Zimbabwe man caught having sex with donkey claims animal used to be a hooker

    Sunday Moyo is a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man who had been caught having sexual relations last Sunday in the front yard of his house—with a donkey. Moyo was charged with bestiality, a crime which he admitted committing even though he wasn’t asked to enter a plea.  Moyo’s excuse for copulating...
  • Surfer claims he rode a great white shark

    It sounds like a story granddad tells you but instead of walking miles and miles to get to school it’s using the back of a great white shark as a surfboard. But it’s the story of American Doug Niblack and he’s sticking to it. Niblack says he was surfing...
  • Dutch man tries smuggling over a dozen hummingbirds…in his pants

    These poor, defenseless hummingbirds definitely weren’t flying the friendly skies.  More like the sweaty, rank, crotchtastic skies in this Dutch guy’s pants.  That’s just gross. Yes, that picture is exactly what it looks like—over a dozen live hummingbirds lining a man’s pants in a vain attempt to smuggle them...
  • Woman arrested for public intoxication, abusing a duck

    Animal abuse is never funny, except when it involves a drunk woman and a duck, so long as the duck is OK when all is said and done.  And in this story, the duck turns out just fine, so we can make light of the fact that this woman...
  • Reptilian amputee gets epoxied prosthesis

    The 12-year-old African spur-thighed tortoise that you see above had to have its left front leg amputated. Veterinarians at Washington State University’s College of veterinary medicine came up with a novel solution to the reptile’s mobility problem: they fitted a caster painlessly to the bottom of the tortoise’s shell...
  • New Zealand pub’s latest fare is apple flavored shots of horse semen

    Just when you thought pubs and bars couldn’t get any more outrageous with their drink concoctions, along comes a pub in Wellington, New Zealand that is offering one of the strangest, most disgusting drink specials you will ever see. The Green Man Pub has added apple flavored shots of...
  • Drunk man caught while trying to perform surgery on dog, BUSTED

    A Chicago man who tried to operate on his dog while drunk has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Stewart Gibbs, 44, was found red handed (literally covered in blood) when police showed up at his apartment after receiving a tip about him. Obviously wasted, Gibbs told...
  • Unintentionally funny dog walks up the stairs with a cone around its neck.

    This video goes out to everyone out there that has ever had a dog. It may seem mean or even cruel but often cones are necessary to allow the proper medicinal treatment of whatever ailment the animal has. I wish my youtube downloader worked properly so I could have...