#Australia

  • Audi or Audacious?

    Advertising executives with big visions, and presumably bigger budgets, have come up with a novel idea to advertise the popular Audi motor vehicles. The gurus from Access Agency are pitching the idea to the Audi marketing department with the view of re inventing the concept of an advertising billboard. They...
  • Girlfriend or Jail? Jail of course.

    Armed with a butcher’s knife, Tasmanian, Craig Douglas Allen demanded that a 22 -year -old male attendant hand over money at a local service station. His reward was $450 in notes. He was however caught walking along the road. Allen pleaded guilty to one count of armed robbery committed at a Bridgewater...
  • Distressed Denim distresses staff

    Ruby Rose, one of australia’s best known Lesbians, apparently upset one of Australia’s best known airlines, Qantas. It was reported that she got into a quarrel with Qantas staff after being refused access to a business class seat for breaching the airline dress code. The DJ, MTV presenter and rookie...
  • Man rescues friend from monster crocodile using bare fists

    A Northern Territory man is lucky to be alive after a hunting trip in the Adelaide River region nearly ended with him becoming lunch. The Adelaide River is famous for its population of large salt water crocodiles, so what possessed our unnamed plumber to take his dogs for a...
  • Sick, stranded whale to be put out of misery with explosives

    A whale that is stranded and sick is set to leave this world a bang… of explosives that is. The Western Australia Department of Environment and Conservation have decided that the unusual step is necessary because the 9.5m aquatic mammal is too big to shoot. When the time comes,...
  • Meter Maids give Microsoft a welcome they’ll not forget

    Microsoft got more, or should that be less, than they bargained for during Microsoft’s huge Tech-Ed conference held recently on the Gold Coast. The coast’s iconic Meter Maids were hired by Microsoft to take part in the conference’s welcoming reception at the Gold Coast Convention Centre. It seems someone didn’t...
  • Darwin woman strips naked after fist fight

    In July this year, Territorians had a heated verbal stoush over topless bathing. It seems some of the locals are fed up with ‘leering men’ finding any excuse to go down the beach for a stroll. Darwin, capital of Australia’s Northern Territory, has long had a reputation for being different. Its best...
  • Aussie Robber: not the ‘sharpest tool in the shed’

    Ever considered what you’d do if someone stole your mobile (cell) phone? One person in Queensland, Australia, is enjoying the sweet taste of revenge after setting a trap for a thief who broke into his car and swiped his phone. When the victim decided to try calling his phone, to his surprise,...
  • Man Charged with DUI on a wheelchair

    A 65-year-old Cairns, Queensland, man has been charged with DUI after he crashed his motorized wheelchair into an unmarked police car. With the legal limit in Queensland at 0.05%, his alleged 0.232% reading was almost five times higher than allowed. He collided with the police car at a city intersection , allegedly disobeying...