bacon

  • National Pig Association tells people to brace for ‘unavoidable’ worldwide bacon shortage

    The horror…the horror! For those of you who love the savory taste of finely cooked bacon—and that’s pretty well everybody now, isn’t it—prepare yourself for the most terrifying scenario your bacon-loving hearts will ever face…a worldwide bacon shortage in the year 2013.  At least that’s what Britain’s National Pig...
  • Being buried in a bacon casket almost makes dying worthwhile

    Settle down all you bacon enthusiasts because the coffin isn’t made out of real bacon, but rather made to look like a giant replica of the sizzling pork deliciousness.  Too bad because a casket made out of real bacon would save a lot of money on food for the...
  • At last, the great taste of bacon in a lollipop

    I am not a person who eats candy. Don’t get me wrong, I like a good bit of dark chocolate every now and again – hard candy just isn’t my cup of tea. That being said if it tasted like bacon like this bacon-flavored lollipop does, I could probably...
  • Is there a better bar promotion than “Bacon Happy Hour?”

    Think all you want, but the answer is a firm and resounding no, “Bacon Happy Hour” is easily the best promotional event ever, unless you have a distaste for bacon and alcohol, and if you do, then you’re just a crazy person. Bad Decisions, a Baltimore area bar, hosts...
  • The Nativity – in bacon and assorted meats

    You probably haven’t seen a nativity scene like this before. All of the action is deliciously recreated with bacon, ham and sausage on what looks to be a base of mashed potato (hopefully there is some meat hiding underneath). ...
  • Bacon candles scent your home with delicious bacon

    There are no artificial scents involved in these bacon-scented candles. They are all handmade from rendered bacon fat, so the delicious smell that they produce is all real. If a better way of reminding a vegetarian what they are missing exists, I’d like to hear it. Bacon-scented candles made...
  • Pig equation tattoo teaches cruel, delicious facts of bacon

    Looking at the pig equation tattoo it occurred to me that the cliched adage, that you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, well you can’t make bacon without taking a meat saw to Babe. Sure, pigs are intelligent and they can be cute – it’s just...
  • Tank in Meat and Bacon, a Weapon of Mass Arterial Destruction

    I can’t think of a more delicious way to get myself strapped to a gurney than eating an unhealthily large portion of Miguel Asturias’s meat and bacon tank. I only wish he’d snapped more pictures. ...