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  • Man’s Sues Doctor For His 8-Month Erection, Loses

    An American man has lost his lawsuit against the doctor who gave him a penile implant and he’s not happy about it. Truck driver Daniel Metzgar, 44, of Newark, Delaware, was suing urologist Thomas Desperito on the basis of negligence. You see, Dr. Desperito gave Metzgar a penile implant....
  • Bart Simpson

    Bart Simpson on trial and facing judge named Mr. Burns surprisingly not a Simpsons episode

    It sounds like something culled directly from the minds of the writers of The Simpsons,with a courtroom setting and the show’s protagonist Bart Simpson squaring off against Springfield’s joyless billionaire Mr. Burns, when a man named Bart (full name Barton) Simpson of Eccleshall, a town in Staffordshire, England, was...
  • Sperm Donor Being Forced To Pay Child Support By State Not Mothers

    This just doesn’t seem right…. Out of the kindness of his heart William Marotta, 46, decided to be the sperm donor for a lesbian couple who wanted a baby of their own. Answering their ad on Craigslist and with the blessing of his wife he went ahead with the...
  • Arizona man convicted of arson dies on courtroom floor from apparent suicide immediately after hearing verdict

    Michael Marin, a former attorney, banker and art collector, had just been found guilty in a Phoenix courtroom of intentionally burning down his $3.5 million mansion when, after appearing shocked and distraught at the ruling,  appeared to put something in his mouth.  Moments later the 53-year-old went into convulsions...
  • Woman shows up for court with monkey in her bra

    Please don’t rub your eyes in disbelief, because that headline is as real as it gets.  What, you’ve never hidden a tiny primate wearing a cute pink dress in your undergarments?  Hasn’t everybody? Whether you have or you haven’t, chances are that if you did, you probably didn’t smuggle...
  • Judge agrees Bra’s needed to preserve appearance

    An airport security firm in Germany recently took a case dubbed  ‘the bra wars’ to court in Cologne. What was the problem? The company complained that women not wearing Bra’s were not preserving the orderly appearance of employer-provided uniforms. In handing down his decision, the Judge agreed employers ‘had the right to require...
  • More plastic surgery despite a string of botched operations

    1980’s singer, 51-year-old homosexual Liverpudlian Pete Burnes, revealed recently that he’s had yet another face lift, despite previous procedures maiming him to an extent he thought his face would ‘fall off’ and he’d have to have his lips amputated. Although most are now removed, he unveiled his ‘new face’ with a...
  • Ohio Man’s Past Friendship With Jeffrey Dahmer Gets Him Out of Jury Duty

    There aren’t many people who are overly fond of jury duty.  People are called all the time to do their civic duty and sit on the jury for a criminal case, and like getting drafted, or going out for dinner with the in-laws, there’s always going to be people...
  • Blowing a bubble earns jail time

    Magistrate Rodney Crisp charged Mirza Zukanovic, 20, with contempt and jailed him for 30 days for blowing a bubble in his court. The charge sheet shows that Zukanovic, who was appearing on an assault-related matter, earned Mr Crisp’s wrath after he deliberately blew and popped a bubble of gum...