dumb crime

  • Man Stabs Brother Because He Spilt His Beer

    And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...
  • Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • Fast-Food Thief Caught After Eating At Scene Of Crime [Allegedly]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A 40-year old man in Detroit was nabbed for a robbery he committed 3 months earlier because he went back to the same restaurant that he had robbed. Yes, the unnamed suspect from Pontiac, went into the McDonald’s in the suburbs of...
  • “Mc-Butt In” tasered at drive-thru and charged, BUSTED

    A woman in North Carolina has been charged with second-degree trespass (and her three year old child taken into protective custody) after she refused to go to the back of the line at a McDonald’s Drive Thru. Apparently she couldn’t wait that long for her fast food fix. Evangeline...