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A Florida man is in the away stretch of a 60-day jail sentence for misuse of 911 – after he called the emergency line because his wife would not go to bed. Fifty-seven-year-old Doyle Hardwick of Wesley Chapel explained to the dispatcher that his wife would not stop sitting...

And now in the world of the stupid criminal… meet Michele Grosso. Sicilian Michele Grosso, 28, fled his hometown in 2008 to evade capture. A drug dealer on the run he made his way to London, England where he took up residence and began working as a waiter. Perhaps...

Recently, in a trailer somewhere in the United States, a portly, bearded gentleman decided to put his bulletproof vest to the test. There are plenty of smarter ways he could have done this but no, he decided to wear said vest and shoot himself in the stomach with his...

We all get a bit upset when our cell phone won’t work but it is never wise to call the 911 dispatch for your problem. Yes, someone will listen to your complaints until they get your address but they won’t be able to fix your phone and it’s a...

In the land of the stupid criminal… A 22-year old man has been arrested after a night of door-to-door flashing came to an abrupt end at the door of an interim police chief. Brody Hall, knocked on the wrong door that fateful morning at 6:15 a.m. He pounded away...

An Australian magistrate in Ipswich, Queensland is clearly not a Seinfeld fan. When Kristine Annette Cosh was asked by Magistrate Michael Quinn was asked why she had been driving while unlicensed, she casually replied: I’m a full time student, single mother and yada yada yada. Magistrate Quinn told Ms....

In the world of the stupid criminal… Thieves in Zimbabwe left empty handed after they blew all their money before they even touched it. Literally, they blew up all the money in the safe. The would be robbers obviously didn’t do their homework and used too much explosives to...

Richard Handl, a 31-year-old Swedish man from Ängelholm in western Sweden was arrested when he requested information on the legality of building a nuclear reactor in his kitchen. According to The Local, the man began his nuclear experimenting around six months ago and had maintained a blog detailing his...

Driving when intoxicated is a stupid thing to do. Even stupider is trying to smoke your hearing aid when cops stop you to see if you are driving when intoxicated. That’s what 53-year old David Wagner did when cops pulled him over on suspicion of driving under the influence....