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  • Thief Gets Caught After Leaving T-Shirt with his Picture on it at Crime Scene: BUSTED

    In the world of the stupid criminal an American man has learned leaving a t-shirt with your face on it in the house you just robbed is a sure fire way to get caught. Jonathan Huntley and an unnamed suspect broke into a home on March 29th where they...
  • Marathon runner falls victim to dumb luck and poor signage

    You’ve got to feel for Japanese marathoner Natsuki Terada on this one. The guy ran a phenomenal race only to have it run hideously (and memorably) awry in the final seconds… when he followed a race truck away from the finish line....
  • Men in hospital over air rifle related jackassery, beer involved

    Two 34-year-old men from Victoria, Australia found themselves in need of medical attention after they decided to test whether being shot with an air rifle would hurt. Both men required surgery to remove slugs from their buttocks after an afternoon on the beers took a turn for the worse....
  • Prisoner Gets 20 Years For Cigarette Run

    Camden County Jail, Georgia: Twenty-six-year-old Harry Jackson has been given 20 years to think about where his unplanned excursion from Camden County Jail to pick up 14 cigarette packs from a store window went wrong. Jackson told the court that his escape and subsequent re-entry into the prison had...
  • Qatari Diplomat to Walk Over In-flight Smoke, Shoe Bomb Joke

    Washington: The Qatari diplomat whose furtive smoke aboard a United Airlines flight will not be charged with any crime, thanks to his diplomatic immunity. The Qatari ambassador to the United States said that Mohammed Al-Madadi, who was traveling on official business, had made a “mistake”. The “mistake” in question...
  • Rhinestone B-boy Charged With Felonious Dancing

    Cheektowaga, Buffalo: A teenager is likely ruing his decision to break dance at a house party while he was intoxicated – his dancing was so bad that it resulted in him being charged with a felony. Police say the teenager was wearing a diamond belt buckle when he showcased...